We don’t have a brig. Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk! You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? And I’m his friend Jesus. Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial?

I don’t want to be rescued. If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right. You don’t know how to do any of those. I just told you! You’ve killed me!

Can we have Bender Burgers again? Kif might! Bender, this is Fry’s decision… and he made it wrong. So it’s time for us to interfere in his life. Hey! I’m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? You wouldn’t. Ask anyway! But I’ve never been to the moon! This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk!

Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets! Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? Oh yeah, good luck with that. I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there!